Jumping the gun

E! is showing a True Hollywood Story today on...Tara Reid! I mean, isn't this about 30 years too early? Why not wait two weeks and see if she's dead first?

What is this episode going to even cover? The time she got wasted after American Pie came out? Or the time she got drunk last night? Or maybe the time she got blitzed with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. You really need 60 minutes to sum up her life?