Um...uh...uh oh

I'm watching the first debate and, like usual, when he has to think on his feet, Bush resembles a high school senior giving a book report on a title he hasn't read. "So...uh...you know, Great Expectations is about this guy and...um...he has these, uh, great...expectations. I really liked it." Just brutal to watch. This guy has control of the button to launch nukes!

Just imagine a scenario when Condi and Rumsfeld rush into the Oval Office and say, "Mr. President! Terrorists got two more planes and are heading toward Washington! We need your orders in the next thirty seconds! Should we shoot them down?"

"Um...well, you know, we should...I'm the leader and I'll make a decision. And...uh...you know...flip flops and...uh...let's...why don't we..."

Simply amazing.