Tuesday, September 14, 2004

I just figured it out!

Bush and his supporters slyly claim that God wants Bush to be the President during these times.

But things weren't so good in the polls. So God sends not one, not two, but three hurricanes to Florida, a key battleground state, the summer before the election, giving Bush multiple photo ops lifting bags of ice and hugging people whose trailer roof is now two miles away.

Why no earthquakes in California before the election? Because it's a Kerry state!

Man, God sure is smart.

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