Vegas is...

Observations and other observances from a short weekend in Vegas...

- I want to the meet the person who is blown away by impressionists. I saw one ad for a group named The Scintas, and judging from the photos, they sing songs and act incredibly wacky. Also, one of them, maybe Tito, does a George Burns impersonation. George Burns! He's been dead for 10 years! Why not just do FDR while you're at it? And is an Elvis impersonation really an accomplishment any more? People don't even want to see the real Joan Rivers. Why would anybody pay to see somebody sort of act and look like her?

- On that same note, if you went to see Danny Gans, and then proceeded to describe him as "really talented", you are an idiot.

- I love watching chicks visit Vegas and break out that really short skirt and tight top they can't wear to the office happy hour Friday evenings. "Finally, I can look like I really want to fuck without people judging me!"

- The other best thing is seeing the pack of seven dudes walking around like they are having the single most awesome/intense/amazing/cool Vegas weekend in recorded history. "This place was nothing before we got here!"